CAPSLOCK'SSTUCK

Sometimes I hate being the new girlfriend.

Cats has to be the worst musical of all time. Hands down.

It’s an entire show about felines that dance and sing, that I am allergic to.

Also. I somehow managed to accidentally eat nearly an entire bag of chips just now. I opened them and then suddenly there was all but three chips left in the bag. It can join the half block of chocolate I scoffed earlier.

What’s going on? Do I have an extra stomach I don’t know about?

It hasn’t been a great day.

It feels like a crime to try and make potato chips healthy.